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 Rumsfeld Reinstates Saddam To Power! In a surprise move, Donald Rumsfeld released Saddam Hussein from jail today and reinstated him as the president of Iraq. Said Rumsfeld, "Sometimes the known unknowns become knowable. We now know that Saddam Hussein is better at running this god-forsaken country than we proved to be." The country Mr. Rumsfeld returns to the former dictator has 60 percent unemployment, oil production below prewar levels, water service to only 30 percent of the population, not to mention a raging civil war. Said Mr. Hussein, "They've made a hash of it but give me back my tanks and attack helicopters and, god willing, order shall be restored." (political satire entry) 3-7-2006 Add Comment Permalink
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